COOKING QUOTES II

quotations about cooking

I use the kitchen as a pathway to achieve this happiness.

FERRAN ADRIA

The Vancouver Sun, Mar. 4, 2014


The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal was never found.

TRACEY ULLMAN

The Observer, May 23, 1999


Of all books, the cookbook has done most good for humanity--and the most harm.

EVAN ESAR

20,000 Quips & Quotes


The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star.

ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN

Physiologie du Gout


If you think well, you cook well.

FERRAN ADRIÀ

book signing, Sep. 29, 2011


I think preparing food and feeding people brings nourishment not only to our bodies but to our spirits. Feeding people is a way of loving them, in the same way that feeding ourselves is a way of honoring our own createdness and fragility.

SHAUNA NIEQUIST

Bittersweet


I really don't limit myself in any way. I just search for great flavors and marriages wherever they come from.

GEOFFREY ZAKARIAN

interview, Rappler


Bambi--see the movie! Eat the cast!

HENRY KELLY

Daily Telegraph, Feb. 26, 1994


'Tis burnt; and so is all the meat.
What dogs are these! Where is the rascal cook?
How durst you, villains, bring it from the dresser,
And serve it thus to me that love it not?

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

The Taming of the Shrew


Yet smelt roast meat, beheld a huge fire shine,
And cooks in motion with their clean arms bared.

LORD BYRON

Don Juan


Whoever heard of a man getting a divorce from a woman who was a good cook?

KIN HUBBARD

attributed, 20,000 Quips & Quotes


The saddest thing in life is to marry a woman who looks like a cook--and isn't.

EVAN ESAR

20,000 Quips & Quotes


The man who claims he'd rather make love to his wife than eat is probably married to a poor cook.

EVAN ESAR

20,000 Quips & Quotes


Sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.

TERRY PRATCHETT

The Fifth Elephant


Mother doesn't cook, Ignatius said dogmatically, She burns.

JOHN KENNEDY TOOLE

A Confederacy of Dunces


Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food.

JOHN GREEN

Looking for Alaska


Unless you live alone in a cave or hermitage, cooking and eating are social activities: even hermit monks have one communal meal a month. The sharing of food is the basis of social life, and to many people it is the only kind of social life worth participating in.

LAURIE COLWIN

Home Cooking: A Writer in the Kitchen


To the old saying that man built the house but woman made of it a “home” might be added the modern supplement that woman accepted cooking as a chore but man has made of it a recreation.

EMILY POST

Etiquette


One of the delights of life is eating with friends; second to that is talking about eating. And, for an unsurpassed double whammy, there is talking about eating while you are eating with friends. People who like to cook like to talk about food. Plain old cooks (as opposed to the geniuses in fancy restaurants) tend to be friendly. After all, without one cook giving another cook a tip or two, human life might have died out a long time ago.

LAURIE COLWIN

Home Cooking: A Writer in the Kitchen


My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

PHYLLIS DILLER

attributed, Make 'em Laugh: The Funny Business of America