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A lot of folks would do more prayin' if they could find a soft spot for their knees.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Sweat is a waste of whiskey.
KEN ALSTAD
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Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.
KEN ALSTAD
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Never try to drown your sorrows if she can swim.
KEN ALSTAD
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
KEN ALSTAD
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It's safer to have a good enemy than a bad friend.
KEN ALSTAD
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You kin wash your hands but not your conscience.
KEN ALSTAD
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Love your enemies but keep your gun oiled.
KEN ALSTAD
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Don't build the gate till you've built the corral.
KEN ALSTAD
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Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.
KEN ALSTAD
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Do not feed nuts to a man with no teeth.
KEN ALSTAD
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If you want to stay single, look for a perfect woman.
KEN ALSTAD
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The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.
KEN ALSTAD
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A man who tells you he's no fool has his suspicions.
KEN ALSTAD
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Old age makes you a stranger in your own country.
KEN ALSTAD
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Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.
KEN ALSTAD
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When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.
KEN ALSTAD
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Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
KEN ALSTAD
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Lonesome makes friends of strangers.
KEN ALSTAD
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Arizona is no place for amateurs.
KEN ALSTAD
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