KEN ALSTAD QUOTES III

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A good drinking buddy never heard the story before.

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A lot of folks would do more prayin' if they could find a soft spot for their knees.

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Tags: prayer


Brains in the head saves blisters on the feet.

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Tags: intelligence


Second-hand gold is as good as new.

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Tags: gold


Teeth and memory weaken with age.

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Tags: memory


A drunken tongue tells what's on a sober mind.

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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

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Tags: happiness


It's easier to catch a horse than break him.

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It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth.

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Tags: silence


Men and barbed wire have their good points.

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Tags: men


Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.

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Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.

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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.

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Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.

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Tags: common sense


Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.

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Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.

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It's the far-off cows that wear the biggest horns.

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Lonesome makes friends of strangers.

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Tags: loneliness


Secrets are easy to hear and hard to keep.

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Tags: secrets