KEN ALSTAD QUOTES III

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Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.

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To avoid temptation, yield.

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Tags: temptation


Weigh words, don't count 'em.

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Tags: words


A cowchip is paradise for a fly.

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Tags: paradise


A lot of folks would do more prayin' if they could find a soft spot for their knees.

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Tags: prayer


Never try to drown your sorrows if she can swim.

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Tags: sorrow


Second-hand gold is as good as new.

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Tags: gold


A good drinking buddy never heard the story before.

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It's easier to catch a horse than break him.

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It's the far-off cows that wear the biggest horns.

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Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.

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Eagles don't catch flies.

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Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.

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Tags: common sense


Experience is another word for mistakes.

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Tags: experience


When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.

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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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A sharp eye is the mother of good luck.

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Tags: luck


Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.

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Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.

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Tags: gambling


A dead man's shroud has no pockets.

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Tags: death