TAXES QUOTES V

quotations about taxes

Taxes are like hot potatoes that get passed around. The poor man who does not pay for water at home may pay for it when he buys coffee downtown, where tax-paying businesses pass the cost on to consumers.

K. FILIP PALDA

Home on the Urban Range


Income taxes are responsible for the transformation of the Federal government from one of limited powers into a vast leviathan whose tentacles reach into almost every aspect of American life. Thanks to the income tax, today the Federal government routinely invades our privacy, and penalizes our every endeavor.

RON PAUL

speech, April 30, 2009

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The 16th Amendment gives the Federal government a direct claim on the lives of American citizens by enabling Congress to levy a direct income tax on individuals. Until the passage of the 16th amendment, the Supreme Court had consistently held that Congress had no power to impose an income tax.

RON PAUL

speech, April 30, 2009


Taxes are the lifeblood of government and no taxpayer should be permitted to escape the payment of his just share of the burden of contributing thereto.

ARTHUR T. VANDERBILT

"Appeal of N.Y. State Realty & Terminal Company", 1956


Taxes are the chief business of a conqueror of the world.

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Caesar and Cleopatra

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The Largest business in the world is collecting U.S. tax dollars.

JOSEPH BONKOWSKI

Quote Me


For patriots like me, paying taxes gives a feeling of responsibility, of being part of the fabric of our country, of contributing to the common good.

JOYCE MARCEL

"Life and Taxes", Common Dreams, March 23, 2006


Many people believe that where taxes are concerned, they are victims, held hostage by an inevitable process that allows them no input, no control. This passive approach becomes something of a self-fulfilling prophecy; where people believe that they lack control, they seldom try to assert control.

RICHARD CARLSON

The Don't Sweat Guide to Taxes


Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.

TERRY PRATCHETT

Night Watch


Every good citizen ... should be willing to devote a brief time during some one day in the year, when necessary, to the making up of a listing of his income for taxes ... to contribute to his Government, not the scriptural tithe, but a small percentage of his net profits.

CORDELL HULL

remarks in the House, Congressional Record, April 26, 1913


If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

JEFF FOXWORTHY

stand-up routine

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We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.

LEONA HELMSLEY

attributed, New York Times, July 12, 1989

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If we give all of the people who filed incorrect tax returns the benefit of the doubt and assume that every single one of them simply made an honest mistake, then doesn't common sense tell us that maybe the tax code is just a little too complex?

GLENN BECK

Glenn Beck's Common Sense


Taxation according to income is the most effective instrument yet devised to obtain just contribution from those best able to bear it and to avoid placing onerous burdens upon the mass of our people.

FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT

Message to Congress on Tax Revision, June 19, 1935

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The best things in life are tax free.

JOSEPH BONKOWSKI

Quote Me


I'm proud to be paying taxes to the United States. The only thing is--I could be just as proud for half the money.

ARTHUR GODFREY

attributed, The Executive's Book of Quotations


Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.

BAUVARD

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic


The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them.

BILL VAUGHAN

attributed, Thoughts for Meaningful Life


The best taxes are such as are levied upon consumptions, especially those of luxury; because such taxes are least felt by the people. They seem, in some measure, voluntary; since a man may choose how far he will use the commodity: They naturally produce sobriety and frugality, if judiciously imposed: And being confounded with the natural price of the commodity, they are scarcely perceived by the consumers. Their only disadvantage is that they are expensive in the levying.

DAVID HUME

Essays


There were really only two men I knew who ever got a laugh out of paying their income taxes. One was cheating the government and getting away with it. The other had a sick sense of humor and would probably have set up a concession stand at the Boston Tea Party and sold sugar cubes and lemon slices.

ERMA BOMBECK

At Wit's End

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