SEX QUOTES VIII

quotations about sex

OK, not everyone's desire is the same. No one can tell you how much sex you should want. A sexless relationship or marriage is not necessarily a bad one, as long as, here's the key, both people are genuinely happy with that. Ultimately, relationships are about fit.

BRUCE Y. LEE

"Why Women Are Losing Interest In Sex After A Year", Forbes, September 16, 2017


Sex is like riding a tandem bicycle--not because there is a lot of pedaling, but it is a skill and requires synchronizing--and people can improve. No one can do it well the first time or without practice or maybe even without coaching. Sex is also very personalized so you and your partner have to communicate about what you do and don't like.

BRUCE Y. LEE

"Why Women Are Losing Interest In Sex After A Year", Forbes, September 16, 2017


I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don't realize you're on the floor.

DAVID LEVITHAN

The Lover's Dictionary


Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

WOODY ALLEN

Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)

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No matter how much you know, no matter how much you think, no matter how much you plot and you connive and you plan, you're not superior to sex. It's a very risky game.... It's sex that disorders our normally ordered lives.

PHILIP ROTH

The Dying Animal

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The rush of sexual attraction can act like a drug and blur our capacity for clear thinking. This can lead us to distance ourselves from our friends or even abandon our life plan for someone who couldn't otherwise be relied on to water our plants and feed our cat.

HARRIET LERNER

"The Top 10 Reasons Women Re-Marry The Wrong Guys", Huffington Post, July 7, 2012

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If you have fathered a child, if you have given birth, if sex is a source of healthy pleasure, thank your pelvis and your reproductive organs for allowing you to feel the creative rhythms of life.

ELIZABETH LESSER

The New American Spirituality: A Seeker's Guide

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Sex is like the cherry on the top of a sundae, but you need to make the sundae first, if you get my drift.

ZANE

Dear G. Spot

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A study found that couples in their sixties still having regular sex looked between five and seven years younger than those no longer having sex.

TRACEY COX

"8 health benefits of great sex", Net Doctor, September 4, 2017


Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.

KINGSLEY AMIS

Collected Poems

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The only sea I saw
Was the seesaw sea
With you riding on it.
Lie down, lie easy.
Let me shipwreck in your thighs.

DYLAN THOMAS

Under Milk Wood


Our society's notions of normality are completely fake and meta-trendy, since they rely on the changing standards of superstition, religion, Christianity and gender bias to define themselves. Americans, in particular, exhibit very childish reactions to sexual practices that are new to them, much like little kids who are offered a vegetable they haven't seen before: "That's disgusting!" "But darling, you haven't even tried it!"

SUSIE BRIGHT & JILL POSNER

Nothing But the Girl


I respect you ... and your views. I think of you as an equal. I respect your brains, and all those big words you like to use. But I also want to rip your clothes off and have sex with you until you scream and cry and see God.

LISA KLEYPAS

Smooth Talking Stranger

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Good sex is an all-day affair. You can't treat your wife like a servant and expect her to be eager to sleep with you at night. Your wife's sexual responsiveness will be determined by how willingly you help out with the dishes, the kids' homework, or that leaky faucet that drips throughout the night.

KEVIN LEMAN

Sheet Music: Uncovering the Secrets of Sexual Intimacy in Marriage


Sex has to do with imagination, so the sky is the limit. If you're not doing bodily harm, why shouldn't you do what turns you on?

JACK LALANNE

interview, Playboy, 1984

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According to the greater or lesser violence of your sensual passion, you have perhaps discerned some of those twenty-two pleasures which in other times created in Greece twenty-two kinds of courtesans, devoted especially to these delicate branches of the same art.

HONORÉ DE BALZAC

Physiology of Marriage

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The worst sex I've ever had has always been great.

VINCE MCMAHON

Esquire, January 2005

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Research has proven that we burn 3.6 calories per minute during sex -- more than during a brisk walk.

RICHARD JONES

"Six reasons why sex is the best exercise (apart from the obvious)", The Telegraph, August 30, 2017


Sex ages us. Priests are boyish, spinsters stay black-haired until after fifty. We others, the demon rots us out.

JOHN UPDIKE

Rabbit Redux

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While make up sex is a thing, it's not the best way to go about having a relationship, getting in fights because the sex afterwards is amazing.

JOHN MCELHENNEY

"As Goes the Sex So Goes the Marriage", The Good Men Project, August 26, 2017