American author (1923-1986)
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Divorce: It's All About Control
It is hard to say why politicians are called servants, unless it is because a good one is hard to find.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Quotes about Politicians and Politics
Don't forget to tell everyone it's a secret.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Wit
It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Every Day Quotes
A deficit is what you have when you haven't got as much as you had when you had nothing.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, From Worry to Wealthy: A Woman's Guide to Financial Success Without the Stress
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Dim Wit: The Stupidest Quotes of All Time
Statistics: A group of numbers looking for a fight.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Evaluating Sex Offenders: A Manual for Civil Commitments and Beyond
Prohibition helped to beautify American home life. It got rid of the rings around the bathtubs.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Win Some, Lose Some: The Mother Lode
Father's Day is like Mother's Day, except the gift is cheaper.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Always Look on the Bright Side: Celebrating Each Day to the Fullest
In our society a man is known by the company he owns.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Bleating in Southern California