CAT QUOTES III

quotations about cats

We sleep researchers like cats, you know; they sleep a lot!

URSULA K. LE GUIN

The Lathe of Heaven


Cats are like the French: meals are very important to them, and they want to savor the experience without interruptions.

KIM CAMPBELL THORNTON

Your New Cat


Cats kept their secrets; they yielded to no one.

ELIZABETH REDFERN

Music of the Spheres


Cats are like guests you're never sure of and are always trying to please.

MARY WELLS LAWRENCE

A Big Life in Advertising


Cats are like tiny, judgmental camels. Owing to their super-efficient kidneys, the "treasure" they bury in the litter box has much less water in it than what we flush down the toilet. Their kidneys are so good that a cat can get all the water they need from a hearty meat-based diet. They can even drink seawater and re-hydrate themselves with no ill effects.

BRITTNEY BOROWLEC

Massive Science, July 16, 2019


Confront a cat with something he has never seen before and his first reaction will almost invariably be one not of fear but of curiosity.

MICHAEL JOSEPH

Cat's Company


The sound of the cat mesmerizes, calms the chattering mind, stills the anxious heart.

THERESA MANCUSO

Cats Do It Better Than People


Cat said, "I am not a friend, and I am not a servant. I am the Cat who walks by himself."

RUDYARD KIPLING

Just So Stories


The self-esteem of a cat is extraordinary.

CHRISTIAN MORGENSTERN

Levels


The naming of cats is a difficult matter;
It isn't just one of your holiday games.
You may think at first, I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you a cat must have three different names.

T. S. ELIOT

Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats


What a luxury a cat is, the moments of shocking and startling pleasure in a day, the feel of the beast, the soft sleekness under your palm, the warmth when you wake on a cold night, the grace and charm even in a quite ordinary workaday puss. Cat walks across your room, and in that lonely stalk you see leopard or even panther, or it turns its head to acknowledge you and the yellow blaze of those eyes tells you what an exotic visitor you have here, in this household friend, the cat who purrs as you stroke, or rub his chin, or scratch his head.

DORIS LESSING

The Old Age of El Magnifico


Cats are autocrats of naked self-interest.

CAMILLE PAGLIA

Sexual Personae


The moral charm of the cat consists in one's complete inability to fathom their minds and motives. A dog's mind is generally a clear and straightforward affair. You can never discover what strange things are passing in a cat's brain. You know that a dog is looking up to you, following your whims and reflecting your fancies--is, in a word, intellectually dependent upon his master. Not so with a cat. The cat is never the servant of your hand and eye. She may deign to play with you, but it is always with reserves complete enough to save her own individuality and freedom of action. The cat plays with you as much as you with her.

"The Cat in Literature,"

Living Age, vol. 217


A cat is not merely diverted by everything that moves, but is convinced that all nature is occupied exclusively with catering to her diversion.

FRANÇOIS AUGUSTE PARADIS DE MONCRIF

attributed, The Fireside Sphinx


Cats ... are like four-legged poster children for OCD.

CAROLINE KNAPP

The Merry Recluse


Through all this horror my cat stalked unperturbed. Once I saw him monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at the secrets that might lie behind his yellow eyes.

H. P. LOVECRAFT

"The Rats in the Walls"


If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.

DORIS LESSING

On Cats


Cats ... have a natural affinity for people who don't like them--very perverse creatures.

ALAN GOLDSMITH

Waldo Chicken Wakes the Dead


Cats are like supermodels; they want you to please them.

EMILY YOFFE

What the Dog Did


You know what cats are like--fast on their feet and not very grateful.

HELEN MAGEE

What's French for Help