EDWARD ABBEY QUOTES II

American author (1927-1989)

At that moment I was ready to forsake my other home, forsake my mother and father and little sister and all my friends, and spend the rest of my life in the desert eating cactus for lunch, drinking blood at cocktail time, and letting the ferocious sun flay me skin and soul. I'd gladly have traded parents, school, a college education and a career for one dependable saddle hourse. Later that night, of course, alone in bed, the deadly homesickness would strike me faint.

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Fire on the Mountain


A great thirst is a great joy when quenched in time.

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"Water", Desert Solitaire


Every man, every woman, carries in heart and mind the image of the ideal place, the right place, the one true home, known or unknown, actual or visionary. A houseboat in Kashmir, a view down Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn, a gray gothic farmhouse two stories high at the end of a red dog road in the Allegheny Mountains, a cabin on the shore of a blue lake in spruce and fir country, a greasy alley near the Hoboken waterfront, or even, possibly, for those of a less demanding sensibility, the world to be seen from a comfortable apartment high in the tender, velvety smog of Manhattan, Chicago, Paris, Tokyo, Rio, or Rome -- there's no limit to the human capacity for the homing sentiment.

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"The First Morning", Desert Solitaire

Tags: home


A pessimist is simply an optimist in full possession of the facts.

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Hayduke Lives

Tags: pessimism


Where life is there is death, reasons the vulture, and where there's death there's hope.

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One Life at a Time, Please

Tags: death


One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.

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The Monkey Wrench Gang

Tags: stupidity, teamwork


I love your letters. How far is that from saying I love you? Well--about a mile. Two miles.

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The Serpents of Paradise

Tags: love


Grab a woman. Help the movement. Liberate a woman tonight. You'll get stale out here in the woods, living like a bear. Your balls will shrink, your tongue grow stiff and heavy. Your mind will wither away. Whatever became of William Gatlin? Went mad flogging his bloody duff.

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The Serpents of Paradise

Tags: women


Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely an illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu, and seaweed slime.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: diet, food


Growth for the sake of growth is a cancerous madness.

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"Water", Desert Solitaire

Tags: growth


All living things on earth are kindred.

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"Serpents of Paradise", Desert Solitaire

Tags: life


There are some good things to be said about walking. Not many, but some. Walking takes longer, for example, than any other known form of locomotion except crawling. Thus it stretches time and prolongs life.

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"Walking", The Journey Home

Tags: walking


Violence, it's as American as pizza pie.

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The Monkey Wrench Gang

Tags: violence


Money attracts because it gives us the means to command the labor and service and finally the lives of others--human or otherwise.

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The Serpents of Paradise

Tags: money


Nothing could be older than the daily news, nothing deader than yesterday's newspaper.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness (Vox Clamantis in Deserto)

Tags: newspapers


Walking is the only form of transportation in which a man proceeds erect -- like a man -- on his own legs, under his own power. There is immense satisfaction in that.

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Postcards from Ed

Tags: walking


In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal.

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Postcards from Ed: Dispatches and Salvos from an American Iconoclast

Tags: scandal


Love is a disease. A social disease. A romantic, venereal, medieval disease. A hangover from the days of the fornicating troubadours and the gentlemen in iron britches.

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The Serpents of Paradise

Tags: love


Civilization, like an airplane in flight, survives only as it keeps going forward.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: civilization, survival


The tragedy of modern war is not so much that the young men die but that they die fighting each other--instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: war, death